This post is about our "GARFIELD" and her friend..
Damn bey syok her geh..
*lots of rojak language and broken eng in this post, sorry
Prob 1:
She keep using my blanko non stop.
At first, she'll ask for my permission
then.. she wu3 seh3 d luhh..
korek my pencil box and also her friend's..
Then her friend's blanko finished jor..
so both of them, USE MINE
somemore ask me,
"mingli, 你会介意吗？”
Brainless izzit?
ask me such a stupid ques.
My first blanko finished
so i use the 2nd tube of blanko..
and sometimes, i'll find that my pencilbox went missing
because GARFIELD stole it to use the blanko inside..
so rude kay?!!!!
somemore damn thick face..
one period donno korek how many times.
17 years old d la you..
and you so lao heng2 one..
i tot you will sek zhou only din keep the blanko k.
or
you bo lui isit..
blanko oso bo lui buy..
your birthday's coming soon what.
i buy you a cheap one la..
or you takut??
cos you keep on saying that you takut kena demerit..
what's the point being so afraid?
even when going for moral lesson oso u'll feel scared of gan chee meng.
Say tata to my blanko tmr.
u wouldn't be touching it d.
Prob 2:
you're very irritating kay?!
almost message me everyday.
and..
all about HOMEWORKS..
ask me to bring this for you, bring that for you.
no hands isit?? i know u got plump hands.
when i go gurney oso receive your message,
go tuition oso receive your message..
you're like.. YOOOOORR!!!
you even decide for me which group to be with.
keh gao la you..
who says that i wanna be in the same group with you..
Both you and yr fren keep hesitating in making a decision
and this is driving me crazy k?
seeing you guys hesitating and end up with zero solution.
by the way..
Printer ink oso you wanna save..
No matter what is it,
any projects la..
all ask me to print.
WTH, plump cat!!!
Prob 3:
Don't blame me that i backstab you or what lur
at first i thought u're a very nice fren.
cos u did talk to mummy at first.
but when i chat with both of you.
i feel so weird..
when we talk, both of you will suddenly laugh for no reason.
or laugh for matters that ain't funny at all.
and you'll do that kinda "fountain" action
and splurt out your saliva before you laugh.
also, there's the sound effect like when pp fart.
but, it comes out through your mouth, not anus.
that's gross..
and spoils the image..
About your friend,
i thought she was that kinda jolly person
that everyone can mix around with...
but she's totally different from what i've seen in form 2.
sometimes, your friend would turn back and stare at me
then laugh and turn back to her seat..
sometimes, she'll suddenly smile to me and say
"mingli.. you kah pretty nia.."
aherm** you shouldn't say that to me k?
cos garfield will jealous..
she's prettier
Garfield's weird too..
she can stayback just because she wants to study.
Stayback>Alone>studying in the canteen??
den complain to the sch that she need a proper studyroom for herself.
so that she can concentrate and PIA
Prob 4:
The way both of you speak.
It's cold and hurtful.
Didn't use your bird brain to interpret before talking.
Her friend turned to me when i'm holding my bc paper.
i failed.
and you know what she said?
“你没有读书是吗？yorrr.."
wtf.. non of your business pun..
i'm poor in chinese so what?!
or turned back to me and say:
"y today your hair so weird one?!"
and also,
garfield said tht she was the dumbest in class.
cos her chem failed.
den i got lower marks than her.
NOW I'M DUMB-ER isit??
and when she knew that,
you know what she said?
"你和我,没两样!"
Who wanna be the same with you?!
i don't wan chipsmore and volcanos on my face
Prob 5:
What's wrong if we break sch rules?
Very big matter meh?
Need to do the shocking kuan till like it's a sin bo??!
I know you're very GUAI la.
GUAI till blanko oso need to borrow
and look at me weirdly when i eat in class..
Always repeat the word "be careful"
when i use blanko in the phy lab...
Go to lab or during PJ oso need to be the first one..
siao meh?
i don have wings..
i don wanna fly so fast like youuuuu!!!!!
Prob 6:
Garfield lives in her own world.
She kept telling pp that she know a lot of friends.
blahblahblah..
and act friendly with pp..
BTW, someone said that her friend looks pretty..
Well, do you think sooo??
Prob 7:
Selfish garfield.
she did things for her own good nia lurr..
she'll be friendly when she needs yr help
and when you need hers??
ban ban wait la.
she wont help you eh la..
what oso she say she dono.
Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
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