9.39am,
Daddy woke me up and i was shocked..
Shocked because i was suppose to be in the
driving school before 8am.. shit-ness!

Went tuition,
went home
and went to learn driving
in only 30 minutes..

And guess what,
i was so "lucky", my instructor today..?
that tb laoyi
and i didn't really understand what she said..

She taught me stuffs like
3 point turn, going up and down hill..
and i'm not good in it,
cos i didn't understand her hokkien.
Damn it!
And when i was driving she was like..
reading newspaper, pulling her cartoon socks..
then suddenly she stared at the newspaper then toldl me
"哇。死酱多人...不知道是槟城哪里。” (in hokkien)

I totally freaked out!
"Hello uncle, i'm learning how to drive ok!!! Take notice!"
[She'll absolutely get mad if people address her aunty]
[so call her..UNCLE!]

Then, while i was side parking..
She told me she wanted to oink oink!
and said she had headache..
MY GOD..
She pulled out a bottle of oilment
and started rubbing her head.
then, here comes the pungent smell..!
ewww~

After that,
she scrolled the car window down and..
~~~"PUI"~~~
her mucus out of the window..
Ahhhhhh~ disgusting..!

She got bored after an hour plus and said..
“走，带你去kai kai..” （hokkien still)
and i was terrified..
cos she asked me to drive on the road!

Hahahaha, and and and....
i was a clumsy driver.. very clumsy indeed..
I drove out of there, saw moggy..
let go of the steering and wanted to say hi!
goodness!

then, on the road..
I was too cho lor with my signal lights.
I was very bad in controlling the steerings.
and always forgetting my handbrake.
=(

But she made me giggle throughout the 2 hours..
She was absurd but still, i'm a little afraid of her..
And after that 2 hours, my legs were feeble..

Moggy brought me to KFC after that.
We had tea-time!

Didn't feel like going home.
So i suggested her to drive in USM.
You might think it is lame.
But not at all.. ngek!

Lakeview.. Nice?

We crossed over a rusty bridge
then stayed a while on the islet at the centre of the lake

Moggy squatting,
and i joked that she gave birth to a small durian.

Greenery

The avenue..

And here i am..
Liggy!

Liggy with a field of green greeen grass..

Tried to attract some tortoises over there..
But only 3 came and swam away..
Little heads, little brains, beady eyes..
They're very cute!

And since it was moggy's first visit to USM,
i became the tour guide. XP

We also went into the musuem. USM hilltop.
But we were there for not long.
15 mins i think, cos it was about to close.
The musuem was creepy,
cos the security guard switched of most of the lights.
And there was one section full of those
wayang kulit puppets,
something both of us were afraid of.
They looked so evil.

Moggy fetched me home
and i got to drive her car again in the
malay village behind my house..
i'm proud to say that, i've improved.
Yay~