Friday, April 10

I felt DOWN today
because of the inter-class drama.
Since i just can't do any better,
please don't force me anymore.
I rather become a TREE
[* Thanks to my buddies who consoled me when i broke down,
it was so stupid.
]

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When i got home,
i found this on my table...
Yay..
fruit pizza from mummy
Fruit pizza
Combination of cheese, blueberries, kiwi, pineapples, nangka, mangoes, banana, dargon fruit and so on..
Hahaha.. The octopus mouth.. XDXD
[or merah jambu's butt]

After eating, i slept for 5 hours..
whoah.. a PIG
and then,
found these in the fridge after i woke up..
Sushi!

Mom went to queensbay when i was asleep.
SAD
so i only got to eat these.. nia

When boredom strikes..

Normal smile you guys see everyday..
Seldom smile like that
with my blink blink teeth..
ahhh..
just imitating ppl's poses..
*yellow duck sponsored by chin tee,
my 15th birthday present..
Lala's pose..
The tongue..
*bingbingmiguo character
saddo
and next,
my evil smile..

GUESS

how does the last pic look like..?!
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laugh your ass off..
I COPIED SOMEONE'S POSE
and i bet everyone likes this the most..
if..
you people know why

* all pictures are original..
and,
please ignore the pics' background

Wednesday, April 8

Post to vent my anger and frustrations today

This post is about our "GARFIELD" and her friend..
Damn bey syok her geh..
*lots of rojak language and broken eng in this post, sorry

Prob 1:
She keep using my blanko non stop.
At first, she'll ask for my permission
then.. she wu3 seh3 d luhh..
korek my pencil box and also her friend's..
Then her friend's blanko finished jor..
so both of them, USE MINE
somemore ask me,
"mingli, 你会介意吗?”
Brainless izzit?
ask me such a stupid ques.
My first blanko finished
so i use the 2nd tube of blanko..
and sometimes, i'll find that my pencilbox went missing
because GARFIELD stole it to use the blanko inside..
so rude kay?!!!!
somemore damn thick face..
one period donno korek how many times.
17 years old d la you..
and you so lao heng2 one..
i tot you will sek zhou only din keep the blanko k.
or
you bo lui isit..
blanko oso bo lui buy..
your birthday's coming soon what.
i buy you a cheap one la..
or you takut??
cos you keep on saying that you takut kena demerit..
what's the point being so afraid?
even when going for moral lesson oso u'll feel scared of gan chee meng.

Say tata to my blanko tmr.
u wouldn't be touching it d.

Prob 2:
you're very irritating kay?!
almost message me everyday.
and..
all about HOMEWORKS..
ask me to bring this for you, bring that for you.
no hands isit?? i know u got plump hands.
when i go gurney oso receive your message,
go tuition oso receive your message..
you're like.. YOOOOORR!!!
you even decide for me which group to be with.
keh gao la you..
who says that i wanna be in the same group with you..
Both you and yr fren keep hesitating in making a decision
and this is driving me crazy k?
seeing you guys hesitating and end up with zero solution.
by the way..
Printer ink oso you wanna save..
No matter what is it,
any projects la..
all ask me to print.
WTH, plump cat!!!

Prob 3:
Don't blame me that i backstab you or what lur
at first i thought u're a very nice fren.
cos u did talk to mummy at first.
but when i chat with both of you.
i feel so weird..
when we talk, both of you will suddenly laugh for no reason.
or laugh for matters that ain't funny at all.
and you'll do that kinda "fountain" action
and splurt out your saliva before you laugh.
also, there's the sound effect like when pp fart.
but, it comes out through your mouth, not anus.
that's gross..
and spoils the image..
About your friend,
i thought she was that kinda jolly person
that everyone can mix around with...
but she's totally different from what i've seen in form 2.
sometimes, your friend would turn back and stare at me
then laugh and turn back to her seat..
sometimes, she'll suddenly smile to me and say
"mingli.. you kah pretty nia.."
aherm** you shouldn't say that to me k?
cos garfield will jealous..
she's prettier
Garfield's weird too..
she can stayback just because she wants to study.
Stayback>Alone>studying in the canteen??
den complain to the sch that she need a proper studyroom for herself.
so that she can concentrate and PIA

Prob 4:
The way both of you speak.
It's cold and hurtful.
Didn't use your bird brain to interpret before talking.
Her friend turned to me when i'm holding my bc paper.
i failed.
and you know what she said?
“你没有读书是吗?yorrr.."
wtf.. non of your business pun..
i'm poor in chinese so what?!
or turned back to me and say:
"y today your hair so weird one?!"
and also,
garfield said tht she was the dumbest in class.
cos her chem failed.
den i got lower marks than her.
NOW I'M DUMB-ER isit??
and when she knew that,
you know what she said?
"你和我,没两样!"
Who wanna be the same with you?!
i don't wan chipsmore and volcanos on my face

Prob 5:
What's wrong if we break sch rules?
Very big matter meh?
Need to do the shocking kuan till like it's a sin bo??!
I know you're very GUAI la.
GUAI till blanko oso need to borrow
and look at me weirdly when i eat in class..
Always repeat the word "be careful"
when i use blanko in the phy lab...
Go to lab or during PJ oso need to be the first one..
siao meh?
i don have wings..
i don wanna fly so fast like youuuuu!!!!!

Prob 6:
Garfield lives in her own world.
She kept telling pp that she know a lot of friends.
blahblahblah..
and act friendly with pp..
BTW, someone said that her friend looks pretty..
Well, do you think sooo??

Prob 7:
Selfish garfield.
she did things for her own good nia lurr..
she'll be friendly when she needs yr help
and when you need hers??
ban ban wait la.
she wont help you eh la..
what oso she say she dono.
Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
Wasn't really in the mood today..
My mood was spoilt during PJ period..
and honestly,
i don't like to act what
i do not know how to do..

After all, this is my very first time..
i don't wanna spoil the whole drama
and be the one to be blamed.
For one thing i'm sure
i'm s-h-y
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There's a huge comparison
between us
Me, the rabbit
and
Her, the chang err

She's totally into it
but i'm just somehow
unprepared os something
and
it really pissed me off
for i, don't know:
what should i do
what expression should i have
what sentence should i say
where should i place my hands
and also..
how to cooperate with HER

** I got 94% for Moral.. and it's really a miracle

Tuesday, April 7

Today..
damn suey..

first thing,
nobody acc me stayback today after 2.30pm,
bored.

second thing,
i screamed because
a stupid bird lao sai on my pinafore..
2.50pm
i'll remember the time it laosai on my shirt eh..
hmmmph..

third thing,
went to 7eleven..
saw a "hot" laoyi that wore miniskirt
with jiaojiao skin
and maggie mee hair

[can hide handphones in it]
but i didn't expect her to be so cho lor..
She slammed the shop's glass door
and knocked my arm hard.
WTF..
so damn painful!!!
nearly opened the door and threw my bottle at her!
but my bottle is precious..
so i didn't

Saturday, April 4

Cheng Beng

Got up as early as 6.30am today.
Had breakfast with my cousins.
Damn boring cos Kelvin didn't come along.
He travelled to KL.
=[
But to my surprise,
Uncle Kent brought along a schnauzer!!
Yay~dim sum breakfast
my bowl of porridge

Joyee ordered lots of dim sum for us.
slurrrrp
Tarts, fishballs, wantons, sushi, porridge, tea etc
You-name-it
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After breakfast,
our big big big family went to Sg Lembu
for Cheng Beng

Kenneth went with our car
Read comics with him on the way.
=]
The cemetery
Popo's tomb
It was pretty hot up there.
Bobby the schnauzer kept yelping in the car
so Uncle Kent brought him to join us.
We simply love him!
*Little Jiffy loves Bobby
Magic Towel from Uncle Yoong
I vained.
Paise

After Cheng Beng,
we gathered in grandpapa's house.
Chiang chiang chiang**
Me and Bobby zaiLittle Jiffy with Bobby zai

Fed Bobby zai with some bread
and he swallowed the whole thing.
my god.
My queer-looking lunch
*They scolded me sampat for doing so
I thought it was special.
HAHA
Watched Ong Bak II with grandpapa.
*Ignore the messy cupboard

Our family left to My Batik village later on.
Mom and dad wanted to buy batik for work.
I'm bored..
zZz
I'm back to school!
Met up poohpooh in the motorpark.
Handed her some papers and panadol.
and she ate it
patpat*

Saw 38-Charlene too..
Her hair somehow ruined or something.
Her friends cut it for her and damaged it..
HAHA
"you always did stuffs like that la, buddy"

7.10am
Reached class
Sat down
and..
everyone, be prepared

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There goes
the underscore twins
They turned back swiftly and screamed to me:
"MINGLI!!!! you're back!"
"why you didn't come yesterday???!!"
damn embarrassing
=[

No PJ lesson again today.
so,
we spent our time fooling around
and
HA-HA-HA-HA-ing
and i discovered something new today..
mummy can make her legs disappear!
and oso the mermaid pose.
=]
that's cool

Then it was the Eng period.
Star NIE
i was dreaming about
the mouth watering pizzas
and suddenly,
to MY-HORROR....
someone had already decide for me....
which group to be in
and
group members to be with.
keh gao lahhhh you

Last 4 periods were Physics and Chemistry
I can tell you guys that i nearly died.
why??
Underscore had such a
BAD BREATH
i wonder if she ever brushes her teeth.

Friday, April 3

After school,
poohpooh acc me
to wait for mokmok.
She was late.. as usual
=[

Then, we headed to the
斎 restaurant in p.tikus.
On the way there,
i saw 38-Charlene again..
she was walking home using the long route..
probably wanna kap-zai from phor tay private.
HAHAHAHA
offered her a ride,
but she let us down
hmmmph~

Lunch was SUPERB!
i had those yummy vegetarian food.
and also grabbed some fried lotus
which i longed to eat!
Next, we went to gurney.
I went there for...
almost twice and thrice a week
GURNEY GURNEY GURNEY..
why not something else??
Queensbay?
i miss queensbay loads..In gurney,
there were no rooms available
in Redbox till 5pm.
GSC lehh?
no movie tickets for
"The Confession of a Shoppaholic"
other than the 6.40pm one

so damn disappointed

window shopping
and...
ended up in Big Apple Donuts and Coffee
The Alien and Dancing Queen
White Forest and Say Cheese..
(my fav)

Ohya,
while we were buying those doughnuts,
the worker accidentally overturned
a Pink Twister on the tray..
well, the moist pink coloured surface
stuck on the tray of course.
but it was still in good condition.
and you know what he did?
He clamped it with a pair of tongs
and DISPOSED it!
w-a-s-t-e-d

i want it so much
and he threw it!
hmmph

We were stuck in boredom
so our destination changed.
On the way to our new destination.
Yay! Reached Paradise Plage.
The man-made swing
* it's very uncomfortable to sit on actually
Nilon tent
Us in the tent
=]
[my fav pic of the day] 'Our names'
written by me using seashells
[My shoes were drenched by then.. sobs]
Labu Labi and Family's corner..
It was nicely decorated with coloured seashells
and things related to mother nature..
Unique huh?
Thirsty?
Here's my coconut to quench my thirst
=]

HEARTS THIS PLACE
will be back again someday for watersports

6.20pm,
went home by bus

Thursday, April 2

Mingli was ill..
so she didn't turn up in school this morning.
all because of the
STUPID STOMACHACHE!


a BIG sorry to:-Poohpooh,
couldn't feed you panadol this morning
and
pass you your stuffs..
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-YuWen,
can't be your hair dresser today.
laicheng will take over me.
and also
not going for the DUTY.

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-Garfieldor

招财猫
(with moon surface look-alike cheeks)
i know,
you'll definitely
MISS ME..
but i don't..
miss you
I learnt a new word today!

D-R-A-G-E-E
[meaning candy, sweet and sweetmeat]

Wednesday, April 1

APRIL's FOOL
wtf

Everybody, ears up!

i'm very very kind today.
i tricked no one.
but got tricked instead.
and again,
it was because
i'm soooooo kind to believe you guys.
HAHAHAHAH
A

LUNCH TIM
E
she
gave me a surprise
=)
mom was jealous.
i refused lunch with my mom
but went straight to HABANA
with her instead
blueks~

HABANA cafePenne Arabbiata
Blueberry Cheese cake
*tastier than yesterday'sIce blended drink

Thankyou, my beloved~